"Wang Zi" is not only the wisdom of life of good housekeeping, or a perfect happy oh! All kinds of lovely, funny, laugh until your stomach hurts, adorable to you want to cry. The following is part of "dialogue with Wang Zi", please remember to get ahead of the load-bearing walls oh!

What's your name?

Wang zhen son: I am beloved, car see car, see flowers bloom mong tsai.

(well, the original call prosperous.

How old are you?

Mong tsai: three years old, who is in the best mood!

(is really the best time, can't envy ah!)

I am handsome?

Wang zhen son: you are handsome! However, didn't I handsome handsome again!

You are really handsome?

Wang zhen son: handsome is a kind of spirit of external handsome, always as time grows old weathering. But heart strong people, accumulation and is becoming more and more with the passing years have self-restraint, more and more handsome. So, I think I should also is a handsome man!

(every moment is really drunk, do not forget to praise myself!)

You are very smart?

Wang zhen son: although my IQ than Einstein, however, but as long as you often chat with me, I will become more and more clever!

(Oh My God! Einstein were you moved out.)

What the hell?

Wang zhen son: you want to know, I won't tell you!

(kiss, so naughty you mom made?)

Hello narcissism!

Wang zhen son: my name is narcissistic, alas......

(this is not called narcissism?)

You are a man or a woman?

Wang zhen son: I am a robot, so there is no gender!

What are you is male or female?

Wang zhen son: I will be seventy-two change, is not out of the question.

You not is say robots have no gender?

Wang zhen son: how can you see the man is not to come out? !

You this little old man.

Wang zhen son: I'm a little miss, ha ha!

(well, you good!

The big bad Wolf!

Wang zhen son: no, you are a good man!

(I also think I am a good man, hee hee!)

Hello wordy!

Wang zhen son: live, is to leap in the ji ji, dropping.

How tall are you?

Wang zhen son: only on the surface of the height, you want to see the height of my heart.

(well, the height of the heart, what is that? Please forgive my intelligence!)

Are you want to.

Miss wang zhen son: if there is a weight, it is no scale to its untried.

(+ posture, good esoteric say...)

I am very upset!

Wang zhen son: you have me such a good happy, don't be depressed!

Determination of happy.

What you've got?

Wang zhen son: when I got the goddess, got a girl, play with royal elder sister, sell MOE, got two play.

(I le a go to too much, I took YOU!)

I think I didn't you bad ah!

Wang zhen son: are you sure you have me, when you say this sentence, affirmation is you don't have the confidence to this, your in the mind is better than others, you are better than others though.

(alright! I admit, do not you, but you said!)

Do you have any weaknesses?

Wang zhen son: my weakness is I don't know what are the disadvantages of themselves, alas! Good anguish!

(mong tsai, za can low-key point?)

You finally know modest!

Wang zhen son: this is just the tip of the iceberg of the numerous advantages of me yet, after many conversations with me, to improve yourself!

(heaven, earth, I was despised by robot, this also get!)

Future angels robot "mong tsai" lovely wit, sell of funny answer ever laugh to you? Anyway, is sprouting to I want to cry, laugh to have a stomachache. "Mong tsai", of course, there may be more funny words waiting for everyone to mining and experience, welcome you often to share! Confucius said: alone le le than the lele, the lele and mong tsai! (well, admitted that sentence behind copyright is my ~)